Reasons why it sucks to be female

In no particular order..

• Four words: "boys will be boys." And girls will be aardvarks.
  
• Breast implant commercials on TV.
  
• We are expected to paint our faces and shave our extremities.
  
• Our role in the perpetuation of the human race is so lopsided it isn't funny.
  
• Margaret Cho is supposed to be fat. Janeane Garofalo too. (This is known as bullshit.)
  
• Feminism has become a dirty word. Women have taken to petty squabbling over what it means to be a feminist while ignoring the real issues. (What, you expect me to blame it on men?)
  
• There is still no death penalty for rapists.
  
• 99.9 percent of the pornagraphy available is made by men, for men. And an hour of blowjobs and straight girls fucking just doesn't do it for me.
  
• A woman who uses her sexuality is a "slut," a woman who doesn't is a "dyke."
  
• We are taught to value our looks above all else.
  
• All of the magazines aimed at teenage girls say that they can be anything they want, as long as they dress and act a certain way.
  
• Practically from the day we are born we are taught that we must be in a relationship or we are worthless.
  
• If we are bisexual, married men will have no compunction about asking for a threesome. (Tell me how many bi men that happens to.)
  
• High heels and panty hose.
  
• The Powerpuff Girls couldn't just beat the crap out of the Rowdyruff Boys.