December photo. That's a candy cane.
Name: Honey Laura Clark
DOB: 8/4/74 (Leo, born in the Year of the Tiger--double cats.)
Eyes: brown
Hair: brown
Height: 5'7" or thereabouts
Weight: I have no idea. 200 something. I don't let them tell me.
Vision: Nearsighted. Wearing glasses. Lazy eye (left).
Scars: Many. I'm pretty sure all but one are on the left side of my body. None are self-inflicted. (Oops. Just lost half my audience..)
I don't wear makeup.

Favorite flowers: Lilacs, Queen Anne's Lace (yes, I know it's a weed).
Favorite colors: Purple, then green, then blue.

Loves:
Jeffrey Adams (my best friend and baby)
Books
Frogs
Cats
Music
Godzilla
Mechagodzilla
Biollante
Movies
Cartoons
kaiju
Hugging
People
Penguins
Pizza
Newspapers with a good comic section.
Making zines
Binding books
Comic books
Reading
White's Tree Frogs
Springtime
Words
Stickers
Psyduck (psy-yi-yi!). And Golduck too, of course.
Tarepanda
Cross-dressers, tranvestites.
Drag queens.
Indian music videos on TV.
Martina Hingis

Loathes:
The Cowboy Mentality.
Bigots
Web snobbery
"I don't have to be like you, I'm not a sheep, so fuck off! Oh, and by the way, anybody who doesn't think exactly the way I do is a loser."
The word "gay" used as an insult.
People who love a band right up until their single gets a little airplay.
Scallops
Spinach
Needles
The Smurfs
Cinderella Complexes and "I wanna be a princess" web cliques.
Pearl Jam and their ilk.
Feeling like if I'm not depressed all the time no-one will take me seriously.
Pink
People who lie to me, especially when it's to impress me. Like I care.
Fiona Apple and Alanis Morrisette. And Mariah Carey. Fiona is boring and an idiot, Alanis's voice makes me itch, and Mariah is disgusting.
People who can't code well enough for their page to show up on netscape, and blame it on the browser.
Being broke

Weirdest crush: Michael Moore (the director).

THE END!